Jan 23, 2011

Fire Fire Fire

Well lookie lookie! I was hoping you’d stop by to take a peek at my blog for today. Hopefully by now you know I purchased my new camera yesterday and LOVE it more than words can express. I’ve been playing with it nonstop. Its def going to take some time to get use to all my options, but hey..... I haven’t stopped smiling yet!
I had a wonderful afternoon for I went over to Dani (sister) and Jeff’s (brother-in-law) place to hang out. I made some lunch with Jeff and made a horrible mess. I was spilling things left right and center. I’m surprised they didn’t kick me out sooner. After lunch, Jeff gave me some of his magical tiger ice cream that apparently does wonders on your GI track. Who would have thought? Well, aside from all of that, I got to watch a really cute movie today. Have you ever seen “Miss Potter”? No it’s not what you think.. She’s not related to Harry, but it was quiet the cute movie. Anyways, if you’re into the old romantic movies, it might be something worth seeing.
After that, I went on to work and sold one AYCE rib. For those who don’t know, right now, for a limited time, we are having all you can eat ribs at Montana’s (ooo hopefully I get brownie points for advertising this)! It’s all day every day! I think you should come out and support the non-vegan way of living! If you are vegetarian, we’ve got salads..... AYCE salads (haha just kidding).. I wish!
Here’s a cute little joke to go with my picture of the day! Hope you all have a great week!

The Volunteers
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around.

After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $50,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!"

As soon as the chief heard this, he ordered the fireighters to strengthen their attack on the blaze. After two more hours of attacking the fire, the president of the company offered $100,000 to the engine company that could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance a long siren was heard and another fire truck came into sight. It was a local volunteer fire company composed entirely of men over 65. To everyone's amazement the little fire engine raced through the Chemical plant gates and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. In the distance the other fireighters watched as the old timers hopped off of their rig and began to fight the fire with an effort that they had never seen before.

After an hour of intense fighting the volunteer company had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. Joyous, the chemical company president announced that he would double the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the volunteers. After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money.
The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, "The first thing we're going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck!"

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